What is it with these people? Is there a rule somewhere that says anyone who works for ITS needs to be a total idiot?
Yes, damn you, the ethernet cord is plugged in. Yes, damn you, the computer is fucking turned on. Yes, damn you, I have restarted the computer. Yes, damn you, I've checked to see if the ethernet card is having problems. Yes, damn you, Windows is working.
GOD DAMN IT, yes, I tried plugging it into another jack. It worked. So you know what that means? That the first jack is broken. So maybe you should get your worthless ass down here and fix it, you lazy piece of shit!
YES, GOD DAMN IT, I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT IT'S PLUGGED IN.... Why can't I just keep it in the other jack? Well, maybe because there are two people here and two computers that both need to use the fucking internet!!!
JESUS!
Wow, I feel better...
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