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Daxie · 11-28-2004, 09:55 AM

I got a new kitty and she's a fucking terror!

I come home from work, 2:30 in the am mind you, to find that the little winch got ahold of a roll of TP, tore the hell out of it and has lttle peices of TP all over the fucking place.

Then I walk into the bathroom to find the bitch dumped over a new fucking bag of litter... so now I have litter all over the floor, plus will have to go out and buy some more so I can change her little shit box.

As if that wasn't enough, I kick off my shoes, go out to the kitchen to grab a pop and step into a puddle of water. WTF???? The damn bitch knocked over the water bowl!

Needless to say I'm going to be doing alot of cleanning in the morning.

11-28-2004, 09:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
Daxie Patrons Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 1,010	My pussy is about to die I got a new kitty and she's a fucking terror! I come home from work, 2:30 in the am mind you, to find that the little winch got ahold of a roll of TP, tore the hell out of it and has lttle peices of TP all over the fucking place. Then I walk into the bathroom to find the bitch dumped over a new fucking bag of litter... so now I have litter all over the floor, plus will have to go out and buy some more so I can change her little shit box. As if that wasn't enough, I kick off my shoes, go out to the kitchen to grab a pop and step into a puddle of water. WTF???? The damn bitch knocked over the water bowl! Needless to say I'm going to be doing alot of cleanning in the morning. __________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"