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| Cymro stopped drinking long enough to mumble
yeah, but if i do that, I can't watch TV |
but if you cut a hole in your mattress, you can piss in a can beneath the bed. Now all you need is a helper monkey to feed you. For a few extra dollars you can get a helper monkey to light your smokes for you. The deluxe monkey will actually go out and score some herb for you. Of course, you'll still have to use your own fingers to navigate the internet, but the monkey might come in handy if you should happen to find some porn. Imagine those clammy little monkey hands assisting you while you click the mouse like a demon.