Tell her that the sound of country music makes you masterbate, that you don;t understand it...it is just some type of Pavlovian response you had from watching Barnyard Porn as an early adolescent. Explain that the down side is that her music playing all night long left you drained and sore from continuos cranking on your shaft and that you will be sending her the invoice for the soothing aloe gel you have to use to ease your pain.
Also tell he the room needs repainting because the wall by your bed now looks like a glazed donut.
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