Daxie

*Dax stomps into bar, downs 3 shots of tequilla back-to-back-to-back*

I'm in a pissy ass mood and ready to fight!

*Throws a right hook at the closest person*

C'mon bitches... let's do this!

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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"