iamspenagain

Fucking asshole neighbor left a note on my windshield today saying that if I parked in his lot again, he'd tow me. "This is your only warning," it read. Seeing as how I wasn't in his lot, I wrote him a nice note in reply. "Dear asshat, I was not parked in your lot. If you have my car towed, bad things may happen. Don't be a dick. XOXO, your neighbor." Going to give my landlord a call tomorrow, I think, since this guy's douchebaggery directly effects everyone that lives in two of his properties. If a nice cease and desist letter doesn't change his mind and my car still gets towed, maybe he'll let me borrow his lawyer. Since I'll be taking photographic evidence next time I park near the line and there are multiple people in the complex who actually HAVE had their car towed for no reason, I'm sure I could convince him to settle. And since not having a car could potentially cause damages in my job hunt...

If that doesn't work, maybe his car's tires won't have air in them the next day.

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