You forgot the rule about making sure to flash a giant dick at the end of the movie... so fast that the audience doesn't really know that they saw what they think they just saw.
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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"
>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" |