"Where are ze French Teekelers? Whooy weel you not steek zem up my arse, you seely English types HAW HAW HAW? Whooy are zey not priced in Franks, no? Weel zey funcion on ze power in Zimbabwe, no?"
Never alert an asshole that you've called the cops unless you wnat them to split really fast...unless it's a 10 yr. old shoplifter you trapped at the mall across the street from your store, with your stolen merchandise in his hand, on Christmas Eve...
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