Stag

So I am on the phone with my mother who lives a bit away from me and we are just chatting about Reagan's death and all the coverage on tv, etc... and as an aside, half kidding, I said maybe I'll throw on my old Navy uniform and go see the old boy. She then tells me she threw that out awhile back because it was sitting around the attic.

WTF!!! Could you have at least given me a call mom????

The reason she had it was that when I went through my divorce I could't afford to store a lot of my stuff and so she volunteered to put it in her attic. No keep in mind my ex was going to throw out her wedding gown when the divorce was final, but my mother bought it from her and still has that in the attic.

Now I gotta go up there and see if she still has my service ribbons and rank insignia because she can't remember if she tossed that as well and she can't get up in the attic since her back surgery in March. BAH!!!

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