There's a guy in my work who's an idiot, we made him man the glasswasher tonight, and convinced him that he had to wear safety goggles because we were using a different kind of soap, and he believed us, and we were all pissing ourselves all night....
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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.
"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."  |