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Old 09-22-2004, 01:53 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I blew a tire tonight on my way home.

The most likely place to have my tires in stock are out of stock.

Fuck!
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Old 09-22-2004, 05:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Whatchu get for drivin' fool! Haha!
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Old 09-22-2004, 05:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Lemme guess, Americans don't have spare tires because they need the extra space for their reduculously large, inefficient engines.
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Old 09-23-2004, 12:50 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Not a full sized spare.

And it's a neon. Great mileage.
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Old 09-23-2004, 01:02 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Huh - do you have a little tiny wheel so it fits in the boot? If so, what's the point?
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Old 09-23-2004, 01:41 AM   #6 (permalink)
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LOL! You must have one of those wheelbarrow wheels that some companies call spares!

What's the engine size and mpg?
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Hey I've had to use the donut to get my ass home before.... better than being stranded.

Don't know about Arik, but my Neon; a.k.a scootmobile, is a 2.0 and gets about 30 mpg... not bad considering gas is like $2 per gal.
Altohough, my mom just got one of those new Insight from Honda... 60 mpg!!! FUCK YEAH!

Hey Arik... do you have the single cam or dual?

P.S. Airk, Walmart carries the size tires for Neon.... unless that's who you were talking about being out of stock.
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My car is 13 years old and that gets at least 40. The point isn't really the price (everyone knows how cheap petrol is over there), it's more of the fact that bigger engines use more of that valuable resource called oil which is in limited supply, produce more emissions which harm the ecosystem, and are more expensive than smaller ones, and unless you plan on doing some street racing with the car there's really no need for anything bigger than a 1.4.
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1.4??? what kind of car is it? I think the 2.0 is a small engine as it is a 4 cyl. and doesn't have much power to it. Hell, it takes me a good minute and a half just to get up to 65 mph and that's already when it's going at 35 mph.

My car is just a peice of shit
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Are you joking? I drive a 1991 1.3 litre VW Jetta and that gets from 0-60 in about 20 seconds. It'll get to about 100mph, which is more speed than anyone other than a racecar driver or a cop would need.
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