I hate... - Page 22

Stag · 11-29-2005, 11:10 PM

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Cymro stopped drinking long enough to mumble

I hate the fact that last night while hanging out with a girl who I've wanted for ages has a boyfriend...and to add to the frustration she said she'd definately go for me if she wasn't with him...

grrr!!!

So, looks like I'm sticking with my crappy current girlfriend....

I'll make you a deal, I'll take care of the guy you mentioned above, but I get to get blown by the new girl before you.

Cymro · 11-30-2005, 08:50 PM

OK...but I don't know where he lives or works, I only know where he drinks. Not really sure what he looks like because I was very very smashed on that night, as I recently discovered the best vodka delivery system ever...

Cymro · 11-30-2005, 08:51 PM

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Bean stopped drinking long enough to mumble

I hate that little piece of underwear lint that gets stuck right on the end of your penis, so that when you go to take a piss, you piss waaaaayyyyy off the mark and end up getting the wall beside the toilet or something. And you can't pull it off because it's hard to get a grip on it without pinching yourself in a tender spot, so you're forced to wet some toilet paper and spot clean your dick all because you need to take a piss...

Wow, I thought I was the only one!

Of course this only bothers me when I'm pissing in my own toilet or that of a close friend, since I don't have to clean it up the rest of the time..

Deslok · 12-01-2005, 02:43 PM

The Welsh have toilets? Things are looking up!

Cymro · 12-02-2005, 06:29 PM

Yeah, now our streets don't smell like New York anymore

Deslok · 12-02-2005, 10:03 PM

Sorry to hear that.

11-30-2005, 08:50 PM	#212 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Re: I hate... OK...but I don't know where he lives or works, I only know where he drinks. Not really sure what he looks like because I was very very smashed on that night, as I recently discovered the best vodka delivery system ever... __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

12-01-2005, 02:43 PM	#214 (permalink)
Deslok regruntled and reemployed Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: in front of the computer Posts: 1,221	Re: I hate... The Welsh have toilets? Things are looking up! __________________

12-02-2005, 06:29 PM	#215 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Re: I hate... Yeah, now our streets don't smell like New York anymore __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

12-02-2005, 10:03 PM	#216 (permalink)
Deslok regruntled and reemployed Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: in front of the computer Posts: 1,221	Re: I hate... Sorry to hear that. __________________

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