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02-21-2005, 11:00 AM
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| The Awesome One  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 5,036
  |  OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Arik, can I fucking ban this person?? PLEASE, I fucking beg of you, allow me the honors!! I swear, I will never ask you for anything as long as I live, just grant me this one thing, PLEASE!! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go have a smoke.
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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02-21-2005, 01:03 PM
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| It's me again  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida
Posts: 3,286
 | **Stag takes a drag on a ciggy and blows the smoke through his nose and right into Cute's face** Hey...new here...wassup...want a smoke? **Stag flicks cigarette into the corner and lights up a big fat cigar...a huge smokey cloud erupts...almost instantly filling the room with smoke** I love a good smoke...you?
__________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley |
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02-21-2005, 03:02 PM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,912
  | *Cymro Sparks Up a Blunt, which is a little stale due to the fact the "Cymro's 'special' cigarette machine" hasn't seen any use in a while, takes a drag and sets of the fire alarm, the sprinklers in this dump are all fucked, but one works, and happens to be directly above cute's head, which gives him a nasty ice cold shower, whilst leaving the other patrons dry. Cute leaves in shame and all the patrons raise their glasses to the miraculous sequence of lucky coincidences* Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."  |
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02-21-2005, 09:39 PM
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| The Awesome One Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 5,036
| Ahh yes, come forth my brethren and we shall smite the non believer!!
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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02-22-2005, 12:48 AM
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| Patrons  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Columbus, Ohio
Posts: 1,010
| *Dax walks into the smoke filled room and takes a deep breath* AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! I love the smell of cigs and blut! *Dax looks at the newbie soaking wet and busts out into laughter as she sparks up a cigarette* Want one Cute? *Cute walks out of the bar soaking wet into the fridgid night air* AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE SMOKING SECTION STAY THE FUCK OUT! ***Note: Dax still has issues with the local smoking ban... don't fuck with Dax!***
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" |
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02-22-2005, 12:50 AM
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| The Dude  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Massachusetts
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__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com | |
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02-23-2005, 01:33 AM
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| Patrons Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Columbus, Ohio
Posts: 1,010
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Ok Brikar.... before you explode go for it... do your worse babe!
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" | |
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02-23-2005, 01:45 AM
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| Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,912
| Anyone else get that feeling sometimes that if you can't make a sarcastic remark about something that youu're going to explode?
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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