Cymro

The internet's moneygrabbing attitude
Shits that just won't leave without a mess
People who send inocent men to their deaths without a good reason
Hip-Hop
Working on Satuday nights
Bastardised TV scheduling
Anti Smoking laws
People who are obsessed with smoking weed
Drug addicts
Teetotalers
Christianity
Islam
Judaeism
Hinduism
Buddhism
Sikhism
Any other religion I haven't mentioned already
Atheism
Music typified by destiny's child and usher
Boybands
The character of Tayla on SG Atlantis
Female conversations, especially when involving some sort of uninteresting gossip
When guitar strings break
Hippies
Commies
Conservatives
Liberals
Socialists
White People
Black People
Asian People
Arabic People
The French
Homosexuals
Heterosexuals
Bisexuals
Transexuals
Necrophiliacs
Paedophiles
Doctors
Authority
People who drink alcopops
Wine
Fat People
Animal Cruelty
Vegetarians
Vegans
The Spanish
Led Zeppelin

More to come, I promise

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Brikar

What's an alcopop? Is that those like "twisted teas" or "hard lemonades"?

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"A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown."

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Cymro

Alcoholic drinks that consist of one shot of spirit mixed with half a pint of fruity pop drinks, killing the taste of the spirit, making it more paletable - yet keeping the intoxicating effect. A sign of the times.

Haven't you heard of Bacardi Breezers, Smirnoff Ice, WKDs, Archers Aqua, those kinds of things? When they first started appearing they were immensly popular with young drinkers (i.e. underage teenagers who don't like the taste of alcohol), though their appeal seems to have reached people up to the age of about 35 (I work in a bar, so I tend to notice who buys what).

Personally I think it's pathetic that people have to mask the taste of it just so they can get pissed. Personally I love a good pint, whether I have one or 10 it doesn't matter.

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Daxie

Cymro... why don't you save yourself a bunch of time and typing and simply say you hate life and the world in general?

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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Bean

Cause he hates simplicity as well

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Cymro

Bean knows it, although writing "I hate everything with the following excpetions:" would probably have been an easier way to do it...

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Bean

Ahh, but I believe you hate "easy" as well...

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Cymro

No, easy is good, unless it leaves me unfulfilled.

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Bean

I hate contradiction

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Cymro

I hate you, and you, and you, and especially you*Cymro points at Barney Gumble*

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."