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| Religious Fanatic | MY God, I'm so pissed off right now. I had planned to go to the Download festival with four of my friends, where Velvet Revolver, the Black Sabbath reuinion, Slipknot, Slayer, System of a Down, Megadeth and Anthrax (to name just a few) will be playing in June all at one venue over 3 days, but my friends have had to cancel due to lack of funds and/or not being able to use the time, and now I just find out that the ORIGINAL ANTHRAX LINE-UP WILL BE PLAYING their only fucking UK date there and I'm going to miss it!!!!!!! MY GOD I'm so pissed off!
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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| Patrons | So.... um..... screw your friends and go stag.
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" |
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| Religious Fanatic | Hell no, I'm not Driving 200 miles, getting pissed, smoking weed and sleeping on a tent on my own...
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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| Patrons | you never know... you might meet a couple of hot chicks there to share a tent with. ![]() On top of that, when you get back you can brag to your friends that bailed on you about how great the show was, how great the weed was and how great the hot chicks were. ![]()
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" |
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| Religious Fanatic | I don't have high hopes on the chick thing, since most of the girls there will be going grudgedly with their boyfriends or be goths. I suppose I could buy a 16 man tent and put a sign on the entrance that says "The Temple of Cymro - free beer!!!" and make friends that way... If only I knew more people who are into metal...
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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| The Dude Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Massachusetts
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![]() | Just smoke UNTIL you have high hopes for the chick thing, or until Goths are hot.
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| Religious Fanatic | Yeah, but I've never had a blowjob with a toungue ring before, and I'm scared!
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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| Patrons | Enough beer and somke will kill that fear.
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" |
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