One year today - Page 3

iamspenagain · 05-18-2005, 03:48 PM

Canada has an army?

Cymro · 05-18-2005, 05:50 PM

Yeah, it's what American soldiers fire at half the time.

The other half, of course, is when they're firing at the British Army.

Bean · 05-18-2005, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Cymro stopped drinking long enough to mumble

Maybe you should join the Army Bean, at least then you'll be a willing tool, and you might even get the chance to kill someone :P

Yeah, but none of the people I WANT to kill...

Cymro · 05-18-2005, 11:02 PM

I dunno, if your sargeant is a dick...and you go on a scouting mission together, you can shoot him and just say the americans got him...

Bean · 05-18-2005, 11:27 PM

Meh. The point of givving my life up for the chance to shoot someone is really lessened when I think abot the fact that it wouldn't include those people whom I hate already. Unless of course Canada took a lesson from the States and started using the term "enemy combatant"....

Cymro · 05-19-2005, 10:06 AM

You could feed some fake intelligence about the people ou hate already and make it so there's sufficiant grounds for assasination.

Bean · 05-19-2005, 05:55 PM

I suppose I could always leak some information to the US that the people I hate are hiding weapons of mass desturction, they'll believe anyone apparently..

Cymro · 05-19-2005, 11:49 PM

05-18-2005, 03:48 PM	#21 (permalink)
iamspenagain Cymro's Bitch Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: The Nast 'Nati, Ohio Posts: 495	Canada has an army? __________________ If I could, I would marry a Magnum bar.

05-18-2005, 05:50 PM	#22 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Yeah, it's what American soldiers fire at half the time. The other half, of course, is when they're firing at the British Army. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

05-18-2005, 11:02 PM	#24 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	I dunno, if your sargeant is a dick...and you go on a scouting mission together, you can shoot him and just say the americans got him... __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

05-18-2005, 11:27 PM	#25 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	Meh. The point of givving my life up for the chance to shoot someone is really lessened when I think abot the fact that it wouldn't include those people whom I hate already. Unless of course Canada took a lesson from the States and started using the term "enemy combatant".... __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

05-19-2005, 10:06 AM	#26 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	You could feed some fake intelligence about the people ou hate already and make it so there's sufficiant grounds for assasination. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

05-19-2005, 05:55 PM	#27 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	I suppose I could always leak some information to the US that the people I hate are hiding weapons of mass desturction, they'll believe anyone apparently.. __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

05-19-2005, 11:49 PM	#28 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	yup __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

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