One year today

Bean · 05-16-2005, 02:38 AM

Well guys, it's one year today since my fiancee left me. I hope she gets fleas!

Stag · 05-16-2005, 01:22 PM

It will be 2 years in early June when the same thing happened to me. So yeah, I feel your pain, so to speak. Fleas for both of them and a case of really bad vaginal itch too.

Cymro · 05-16-2005, 01:37 PM

Free Fleas for everyone!

Closet Racist · 05-16-2005, 01:58 PM

...and those little catfish that swim up your urethra. Dozens of them.

Bean · 05-16-2005, 02:56 PM

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Stag stopped drinking long enough to mumble

It will be 2 years in early June when the same thing happened to me. So yeah, I feel your pain, so to speak.

It's odd, I thought I was over it, and I could deal with it. I see her on a regular basis because of my son, but it's never been that hard. I mean, I've always held out that little bit of hope that we'll eventually get back together, but nothing that kept me up at night. These last few days though, knowing that it's been a year, for some reason is just bringing it to the very edge of unbearable. It's like it happened yesterday, feels like it's happening all over.

Cymro · 05-16-2005, 05:41 PM

On the plus side, apprantly buying stock in AGSI could make you a lot of money.

Sirgets · 05-17-2005, 12:24 AM

i know what you mean Bean i went thru that when jen left as you remember!!! you know the whole story.. It gets better believe me !!

Cymro · 05-17-2005, 12:54 AM

Yeah, first you get fat, then you get thin, then you get depressed then you get drunk then you get happy then you wake up then you look at what's next to you then you get depressed again then you have breakfast then you look at porn then you get happy again then it start's all over again.

Closet Racist · 05-17-2005, 01:35 AM

My roommate/landlord just got rid of his psychotic live-in girlfriend of two years. In less than 24 hours he was back to eating meat, watching Star Trek, and drinking booze with his old mates. I can now parade around in my boxers and feed turkey and cheese to the cats, and safely store hard liquor without the cunt drinking it and going crazy/tearing the place up. There's also 90% less rotting vegetarian/new age foodstuffs clluttering my fridge, mostly beer and cheese now. Oh, and all the new age/wicker/renaissance faire shit will be gone from my swinging bachelor pad to once again be replaced with plastic starships, anime figures, and hundreds of laserdiscs. Makes me so happy I'm tempted to break up with MY OWN girlfriend.

Life is good again.

Bean · 05-17-2005, 04:52 AM

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Sirgets stopped drinking long enough to mumble

i know what you mean Bean i went thru that when jen left as you remember!!! you know the whole story.. It gets better believe me !!

I am NOT joining the army!

05-16-2005, 02:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,036	One year today Well guys, it's one year today since my fiancee left me. I hope she gets fleas! __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

05-16-2005, 01:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	It will be 2 years in early June when the same thing happened to me. So yeah, I feel your pain, so to speak. Fleas for both of them and a case of really bad vaginal itch too. __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

05-16-2005, 01:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,912	Free Fleas for everyone! __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

05-16-2005, 01:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
Closet Racist Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: With a side of fava beans and a nice chianti... Posts: 1,202	...and those little catfish that swim up your urethra. Dozens of them. __________________

05-16-2005, 05:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,912	On the plus side, apprantly buying stock in AGSI could make you a lot of money. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

05-17-2005, 12:24 AM	#7 (permalink)
Sirgets AKA SIRGETS Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: CANADA EH! Posts: 1,118	i know what you mean Bean i went thru that when jen left as you remember!!! you know the whole story.. It gets better believe me !! __________________ Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro

05-17-2005, 12:54 AM	#8 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,912	Yeah, first you get fat, then you get thin, then you get depressed then you get drunk then you get happy then you wake up then you look at what's next to you then you get depressed again then you have breakfast then you look at porn then you get happy again then it start's all over again. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

05-17-2005, 01:35 AM	#9 (permalink)
Closet Racist Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: With a side of fava beans and a nice chianti... Posts: 1,202	My roommate/landlord just got rid of his psychotic live-in girlfriend of two years. In less than 24 hours he was back to eating meat, watching Star Trek, and drinking booze with his old mates. I can now parade around in my boxers and feed turkey and cheese to the cats, and safely store hard liquor without the cunt drinking it and going crazy/tearing the place up. There's also 90% less rotting vegetarian/new age foodstuffs clluttering my fridge, mostly beer and cheese now. Oh, and all the new age/wicker/renaissance faire shit will be gone from my swinging bachelor pad to once again be replaced with plastic starships, anime figures, and hundreds of laserdiscs. Makes me so happy I'm tempted to break up with MY OWN girlfriend. Life is good again. __________________

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