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05-25-2005, 12:56 AM
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| Astro-Monkey  Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Here, dumbfuck!
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    |  Stupid. Fucking Stupid. I'm trying to pay my car insurance. Online. So I log into my account at the website. Is any of the information that I'm looking for there? No! I have to request it. And apparently it has to be processed by 1000 monkeys who have to take a break from their Shakespear script to process my request, because I requested it this morning and 13 hours later it still hasn't appeared. It's a god damned database call. Not even half a second. I have my fucking bill sitting in front of me. I can manually verify the total that I have due. Present me with the information and a little button that says "pay now" so I can fucking pay it and move on with my life.
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05-25-2005, 01:45 AM
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| The Awesome One  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Canada eh!
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 | Yeah, like some poor innocent monkeys....
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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05-25-2005, 01:50 AM
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| Astro-Monkey Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Here, dumbfuck!
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05-25-2005, 03:56 AM
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| The Awesome One Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 5,036
| Or slightly disturbed
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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05-25-2005, 07:04 AM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,912
 | Bean, that's his daughter you're talking about! Arik, if you're really looking to take out your frustration, I'm sure one of these gentlemen, or biatches, if you will, have no qualms about bending over for a spanking.... *Looks suggestively at other patrons, who are all wearing pink scarves* Jeez, what happened here?
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."  |
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