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Old 12-26-2005, 11:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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http://www.notmilk.com/

Feel free to sign this kook's guest book and make refernce to their "paranoia" and "psuedo-science".


EXAMPLE:

"Two years ago, Mark McGwire posed for a milk mustache ad. He
received a $25,000 fee from the National Fluid Milk
Processors for endorsing milk.

Bed-wetting, or enuresis affects an estimated 7 million
children over the age of five. There is a strong correlation
with bed wetting and milk consumption.

McGwire endorses dairy, and seeks to end bed wetting. He
just doesn't get it."

Here's another fucking crazy article: http://www.notmilk.com/hulk.html

So...You are a bad person if you weren't offended by the sight of little kids drinking milk and eating ice cream in THE INCREDIBLE HULK. I'm fully prepared to whip myself naked through the streets, dressed in sackcloth and ashes, for being born LACTOSE TOLERANT...


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Old 12-26-2005, 01:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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And besides...shouldn't they be focusing upon the dangers of Di-Hydrogen Oxide? Think about the children!
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Old 12-26-2005, 07:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Wow, what an ugly website.

And the guy obviously is on a crusade against milk. I say we round him up and hook him up to a milking machine.
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Old 12-26-2005, 07:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Wow, what an ugly website.

And the guy obviously is on a crusade against milk. I say we round him up and hook him up to a milking machine.
Yes...pen him up in a dirty barn and let some hillbilly with cold hands "milk" him at 4am every morning.
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Old 12-27-2005, 01:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Wow, what an ugly website.
Separated at birth?
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Old 12-27-2005, 11:40 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Yeah, wow. I just don't understand why some people, especially when their stuff is being read by a large audience, can't at least look a littlle more professional in how they present their work. It doesn't have to be fancy with a million animated gifs, it just has to be easy on the eyes and designed by someone who understands design.

I've seen at least one other website that seems to be built on this same template.
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