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05-10-2006, 06:52 PM
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| The Awesome One  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Canada eh!
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  |  Re: Cymro's Hate list Quote:
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk | |
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05-10-2006, 07:05 PM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,912
  | Re: Cymro's Hate list Ah, but you see therein lies the problem - in order to pee you sometimes need to remove the little bits of underwear lint lodged in your urethra
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."  |
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05-10-2006, 09:13 PM
| #73 (permalink) |
| Senior Member  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Here, looking at you
Posts: 370
| Re: Cymro's Hate list Who wears underwear?
__________________ Kira: Well, now that you have another pip on your collar, does that mean I can't disagree with you anymore? Sisko: No. It just means I'm never wrong.  |
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05-10-2006, 09:22 PM
| #74 (permalink) |
| Religious Fanatic | Re: Cymro's Hate list Me, I use the kind of tight fitting boxers that offer the support a working man needs.
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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05-11-2006, 12:16 AM
| #75 (permalink) |
| The Dude  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Massachusetts
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| Re: Cymro's Hate list That anything like what a working girl does?
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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05-11-2006, 12:47 PM
| #76 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Here, looking at you
Posts: 370
| Re: Cymro's Hate list Now that's what I'm talking about! Hooo haa!
__________________ Kira: Well, now that you have another pip on your collar, does that mean I can't disagree with you anymore? Sisko: No. It just means I'm never wrong. |
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05-11-2006, 05:52 PM
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| regruntled and reemployed  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: in front of the computer
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 | Re: Cymro's Hate list Tight underwear can make you sterile. I don't wear any, nor do I use toilet paper. I carry a sponge in a plastic baggie in case I have to use a public restroom somewhere. This way, even if I die in a horrible accident, I'll at least have a clean ass so the coroner doesn't get too grossed out 
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05-11-2006, 05:53 PM
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| Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
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| Re: Cymro's Hate list No, because everyone knows you shit yourself when you die :P
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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05-12-2006, 01:19 PM
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Here, looking at you
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| Re: Cymro's Hate list What are you gonna do with the gerbil?
__________________ Kira: Well, now that you have another pip on your collar, does that mean I can't disagree with you anymore? Sisko: No. It just means I'm never wrong. |
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