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Old 06-21-2006, 02:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I live with two other guys, Mark and Jonni. We live in a house Marks parents own. Therefore, we don't pay any real rent to speak of, just the utilities. So each month, Jonn and I for over 300 bucks to Mark, which matched with HIS 300 bucks is a little nmore than enough to cover all the utilities. Phone, cable, internet, water everything.

Well I woke up 20 minutes ago to find the shower not working. Fine I said, so I went to brush my teeth and found the water had entirely been shut off. It turns out, the 300 bucks a month I've been forking over has rarely been spent on bills and was more often used as Marks personal spending money.

So now, I'm sitting here with no fucking way to take a shower before I go to work!!!! If that's not the kicker, now I'm forced to wonder what OTHER utility I will awake to find shut off tomorrow!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!
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Old 06-21-2006, 04:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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And this is why I don't have roommates, outside of two furball cats.
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Old 06-22-2006, 01:17 AM   #3 (permalink)
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So this actually happens to OTHER PEOPLE and not just me?
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Old 06-22-2006, 01:19 AM   #4 (permalink)
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What's a utility?
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What's a utility?
Services like water, electricity, etc.
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And the latest update.... I got home from work tonight at 1100 or so, and Mark wasn't here. His MSN name says "Gone to the parents house for a few days". I tried calling there, and lo and behold, no answer. Great.... Thank god I'm off tomorrow. I'm gonna need the day to try and find a place to take a fucking shower!
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Violence is the only answer for those kinds of fuckheads.
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Did you give him cash or write a cheque? Obviously, if it gets shitty the latter is easier to prove in a small claims court. What about a contract?
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:26 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Viloence and/or hiding their driver's license, pornography or anything else important to them...
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