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Old 03-21-2008, 01:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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"He spent hours searching the internet for a way to kill himself, downloaded what he
needed and then built a complex machine that would remotely fire a gun."

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Old 03-21-2008, 02:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Just pointing the gun at your temple and firing seems more efficient to me.
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Old 03-21-2008, 03:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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It's how Rube Goldberg would have done it...
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Old 03-21-2008, 07:50 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Just pointing the gun at your temple and firing seems more efficient to me.
Yes, but where's the challenge in that?
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Old 03-22-2008, 07:42 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Jack Kevorkian is running for congress. His platform is prison reform.
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Huh??
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You Heard Me.
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Oh I did, I just didn't see how it related to the conversation...
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