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| The Awesome One | And is it everything you dreamed it would be? Is your life once again complete?
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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![]() | I thought I'd broke my PS3 on Christmas when I brought it to my parents house, but it turns out I just didn't reset the outputs.
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." |
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| Astro-Monkey | Quote:
It's like my life is complete.
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| The Awesome One | That is possibly the saddest thing I've ever heard.. But I can totally understand lol
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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| King of the Gerbils | Let's be fair, there isn't much more to life than home cinema, gaming and alcohol. If you have a wife and kids, it's the best way to spend time with them. You work hard to make more money to buy a bigger home cinema system, and a bigger house to fit it in.
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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| The Awesome One | I stand corrected, THAT is the saddest thing I've ever heard...
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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| King of the Gerbils | Let's be fair, there isn't much more to life than home cinema, gaming, alcohol and drowning unwanted kittens and going to star trek conventions.
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,270
![]() | Don't forget stabbing puppies.
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." |
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