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| Cymro's Bitch | Tonight, there's a nice black Mustang convertible parked halfway on our side of the sign. Roommate says he watched him move it there after receiving my note. If this guy's trying to test my mettle, he's not doing it in a very clever manner; our lot's damn near full and it'd be impossible to figure out whether it was me who did the towing or not. Should I have the bastard towed?
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| King of the Gerbils | Go for it
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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| The Awesome One | It's a shame you didn't have video of him reading your note then moving it there for spite.
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| Patrons | Hell yeah! have the ass-munch towed.... but first, should you happen to walk past his car and your keys should happen to "accidentlly" scrape his paint job, well.... shit happens.
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| The Awesome One | Nope Daxie, in a situation like this the best way to spite him is to stay calm. Spen is in the right here. He should milk that for all it's worth.
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| King of the Gerbils | Pissing on it could be worthwhile.
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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| The Awesome One | This would be acceptable Preferably the windshield in weather that guarantees it freezes in a large spread out pattern that needs to be scraped off.
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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