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Old 01-10-2010, 08:07 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Pathetic. What you need to do it blow his car up.
I was also considering shoveling the snow into a giant mound directly behind his car. Not quite a fiery explosion, but...
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Old 01-11-2010, 04:57 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Tonight, there's a nice black Mustang convertible parked halfway on our side of the sign. Roommate says he watched him move it there after receiving my note. If this guy's trying to test my mettle, he's not doing it in a very clever manner; our lot's damn near full and it'd be impossible to figure out whether it was me who did the towing or not.

Should I have the bastard towed?
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Old 01-11-2010, 05:08 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Sounds good to me.
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Old 01-11-2010, 05:38 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Go for it
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Old 01-11-2010, 06:55 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Tonight, there's a nice black Mustang convertible parked halfway on our side of the sign. Roommate says he watched him move it there after receiving my note. If this guy's trying to test my mettle, he's not doing it in a very clever manner; our lot's damn near full and it'd be impossible to figure out whether it was me who did the towing or not.

Should I have the bastard towed?
Abso-fucking-lutely. But first, take a picture showing that it's over the line.
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Old 01-12-2010, 06:20 PM   #26 (permalink)
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It's a shame you didn't have video of him reading your note then moving it there for spite.
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Old 01-13-2010, 02:21 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Hell yeah! have the ass-munch towed.... but first, should you happen to walk past his car and your keys should happen to "accidentlly" scrape his paint job, well.... shit happens.
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Nope Daxie, in a situation like this the best way to spite him is to stay calm. Spen is in the right here. He should milk that for all it's worth.
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Old 01-13-2010, 09:15 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Pissing on it could be worthwhile.
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This would be acceptable Preferably the windshield in weather that guarantees it freezes in a large spread out pattern that needs to be scraped off.
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