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01-17-2010, 01:07 AM
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| Cymro's Bitch  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: The Nast 'Nati, Ohio
Posts: 494
   |  Re: what the FUCK I didn't call the towing company, because he wanted me to make a move, and I'm not giving him what he wants. Next time, however, he won't be so lucky.
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01-17-2010, 03:21 AM
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| The Awesome One  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 5,036
| Re: what the FUCK So what you're saying is that he won the game of chicken?
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01-17-2010, 03:59 AM
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| Cymro's Bitch Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: The Nast 'Nati, Ohio
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| Re: what the FUCK Quote:
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01-17-2010, 06:16 AM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
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 | Re: what the FUCK Did you piss on it? You don't have to piss directly on it if you're too nervous, you can just piss into a bottle and pour it on later.
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01-21-2010, 04:15 AM
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| The Dude  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,585
| Re: what the FUCK CUMGARGGLING FUCKTWAT PARKED IN MY SPACE AGAIN. Do you guys want to see a picture of his license plate?
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01-21-2010, 02:37 PM
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| Forgot to bring booze...  Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The bush, Canada
Posts: 169
| Re: what the FUCK Yes please. Also, you should consider towing him, or maybe, as a last warning: post a sign that says that unauthorized vehicles will be towed at car owner's expenses. But yeah, I'd say he did enough to warrant a tow...
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01-21-2010, 05:52 PM
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| The Dude Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Massachusetts
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| Re: what the FUCK He parked DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF the sign that says unauthorized vehicles will be towed.
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01-21-2010, 07:24 PM
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| Forgot to bring booze... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The bush, Canada
Posts: 169
| Re: what the FUCK Well, I guess he'll "take a hike" to the impound...
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