Sirgets

you should shit on his hood!!

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Cymro

See, the public wants faeces.

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"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Bean

It's a well known fact.

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Brikar

They fucking parked a u-haul truck blocking my fucking driveway. Exchange that followed:

Me: "Hey, guys, is that your truck?"

Jackhole: "Yeah."

Me: "Can you move it, you're blocking me in."

Jackhole: "I'm moving in."

Me: "I can see that, but, frankly I'm getting really sick of you guys doing this to us. You take our spaces, and this is not the first time you've done this with the u-haul truck, either. Now, I'm sorry that your house doesn't have a driveway, but that doesn't give you the right to use ours."

Jackhole: "I need to move in."

Me: "Then you should've planned ahead and had your roommates that were already here make sure the street in front was clear. Now move the truck."

Jackhole: "Listen, can't you just..."

Me: "No, I can't JUST. I'm trying to leave my house and I can't because your truck is in my way."

Jackhole: "Where am I supposed to put it?"

Me: "That's not my fucking problem. Deal with it."

I got into my car, turned it on, and waited for him to get into the truck. When he didn't, I leaned on the horn until he came out screaming and moved the truck. When I pulled out, the other guy helping him move was glaring at me. I rolled down my window and said, "Next time, it'll be the cops. Stay out of my fucking driveway, twat waffle."

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Brikar

Oh I should mention that they were moving into the house NEXT DOOR.

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Bean

Awesomeness Brikar. I particularly enjoy "Twat Waffle".

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Cymro

I agree. Except I'm not sure if you pronounced "twat" properly, being an American. You lot seem to say "twod".

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Closet Racist

"Twaaaaahhhhhhh-T".

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Cymro

Nope, just twat. Even for southerners.

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Daxie

Yo Spen.... after pissing on the windshield... piss on the locks and door handles too!

Bri.... quit pussing out and call a tow truck already!..... especialy on the u-haul shit..... hehe, not only will they have to pay the impound fee to get the truck out, but if you're impound lots are anything like the one in my city, it'll take a couple days of "processing" before they can go get it, thereby making them return the truck late and having to pay u-haul for extra days and oh yeah.... they'll be put on a "do not rent to" list and will have to go with one of the more expensive places to get a truck next time they move.

BTW... what our impound lot calls "processing time" is just a way for them to keep your car on the lot for about 2 or 3 days so they can get more money out of people. something like $75/day so they figure if they can hold your car up for a few days.....

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