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01-29-2010, 04:08 AM
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| The Dude  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Massachusetts
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 |  Re: what the FUCK I'm not "pussing out" - the tow company won't tow without the landlord's authorization, and the fucker never answers his phone. So all we have is the THREAT of towing.
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02-22-2010, 05:34 AM
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| The Dude Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Massachusetts
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| Re: what the FUCK Me: "Could you turn down the movie, please?" Asshole: "God, we can't even watch a fucking movie without you guys complaining?" Me: "You can watch all the movies you want. At a reasonable volume. I'm trying to go to sleep, since it's after midnight." Asshole: "You guys watch movies this loud all the time." Me: "Yeah, but I'm sure I don't have to explain to you the subtle differences between 12:30 am and 12:30 pm." Asshole: "Fine."
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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02-22-2010, 05:43 AM
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| Man-whore  Join Date: Jun 2006
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02-22-2010, 02:09 PM
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| Forgot to bring booze...  Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The bush, Canada
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| Re: what the FUCK Don't tell any prospective roommate about this!
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03-03-2010, 02:01 AM
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| Cymro's Bitch  | Re: what the FUCK My goddamn neighbors on one side parked their van in my lot. My goddamn neighbor on the other side parked his Mustang in my lot. I tried to call the tow company posted. Apparently it doesn't exist anymore. FUCK. To make matters worse, my lot's full and there's nowhere to park on the street due to the college basketball game.
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03-03-2010, 03:02 AM
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| Forgot to bring booze... Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The bush, Canada
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| Re: what the FUCK Fuck you written in whipped cream or worse, toothpaste? (it's an abrasive)
__________________ "Gods drunkenly cried juvenile acne, lop ears, the Lafontaine park, retirement at 60, disappointing love, public washrooms and raging toothaches" |
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03-03-2010, 03:40 PM
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| Patrons  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Columbus, Ohio
Posts: 1,010
 | Re: what the FUCK ...or just have the drunk guy riding the pig go nuts on them....
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" |
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03-04-2010, 01:46 AM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,912
   | Re: what the FUCK I'm so getting a pet pig.
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