I hate Women

Bean · 05-19-2004, 05:26 PM

It's official, my fiancee and me have broken up. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!
We had the conversation a week ago, and decided to gove it another chance. At the time, I was convinced we were over. After a few days, I decided that it was starting to look better and that I wanted to stay together. Then she decided she's going to move back home (three hours away). The best part, she said that it doesn't mean we have to break up!

WHAT THE FUCK! This is someone who said she wanted to spend the rest of her fucking life with me, but I'm not important enough for her to live three hours away from home??? Am I missing something here? Is tehre some unspoken rule that says "till death, or long distances from home do us part" ?

FUCK FUCK FUCK. I FUCKING HATE WOMEN! A week ago, I was fine with breaking up, in fact, I thought it was a good idea. Then I allow myself to think "Maybe it isn't over, maybe we can work it all out." And she pulls THIS shit! She expects me to choose between my career and her. And I've fucking told her that my career is what brought me here, my career is the only thing that would assure us a future, and my career is one of the most important things in my life.

So, we broke up. She's not even out of the damned apartment yet, and we're broken up. She even gets to stay here until she can find a place to live back home. I can't tell her to leave, cause then I'd be putting my son out on the street!

So that does it folks. I am now the Supreme Asshole on the board! I'm the guy with two ex girlfriends with kids. Yay for me! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!

(My apologies to all women reading this who have never wronged me)

Arik · 05-19-2004, 11:32 PM

Sorry to hear that, man.

Cymro · 05-20-2004, 03:10 AM

I've a friend who's had the same thing happen to him (two children with different mothers, none of which he is with now), just feel lucky that it wasn't a rough break up where you only get to see your son once a week.

Personally, I find her attitude to be very childish. What an asshole.

Daxie · 05-20-2004, 04:20 AM

I'm really sorry to hear that. Hopefully she'll at least be adult enough to let you be in your son's life.

BTW... good for you! taking the high road and allowing her to stay there until she can find a place, you could have been an ass and told her to get out right then and there.

Who knows, maybe after she has time to really think things through, she may realize the mistake she's about to make and decide to work things out.

Bean · 05-20-2004, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Cymro stopped drinking long enough to mumble

I've a friend who's had the same thing happen to him (two children with different mothers, none of which he is with now), just feel lucky that it wasn't a rough break up where you only get to see your son once a week.

Personally, I find her attitude to be very childish. What an asshole.

Yeah, that's actually how my older son's mother acts. But I know what you mean.

iamspenagain · 05-23-2004, 04:18 AM

That's funny, I love women.

On a serious note, I feel for you, man. Good luck.

Cymro · 05-23-2004, 04:45 PM

Quote:

That's funny, I love women.

Unfortunately the feeling ain't mutual :P

Stag · 05-23-2004, 05:37 PM

heh heh

Gitch · 05-24-2004, 01:11 AM

I like women. They are nice and squidgy and they smell nice.

Cymro · 05-24-2004, 08:10 PM

i like it when they don't have clothes on

05-19-2004, 05:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,036	I hate Women It's official, my fiancee and me have broken up. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! We had the conversation a week ago, and decided to gove it another chance. At the time, I was convinced we were over. After a few days, I decided that it was starting to look better and that I wanted to stay together. Then she decided she's going to move back home (three hours away). The best part, she said that it doesn't mean we have to break up! WHAT THE FUCK! This is someone who said she wanted to spend the rest of her fucking life with me, but I'm not important enough for her to live three hours away from home??? Am I missing something here? Is tehre some unspoken rule that says "till death, or long distances from home do us part" ? FUCK FUCK FUCK. I FUCKING HATE WOMEN! A week ago, I was fine with breaking up, in fact, I thought it was a good idea. Then I allow myself to think "Maybe it isn't over, maybe we can work it all out." And she pulls THIS shit! She expects me to choose between my career and her. And I've fucking told her that my career is what brought me here, my career is the only thing that would assure us a future, and my career is one of the most important things in my life. So, we broke up. She's not even out of the damned apartment yet, and we're broken up. She even gets to stay here until she can find a place to live back home. I can't tell her to leave, cause then I'd be putting my son out on the street! So that does it folks. I am now the Supreme Asshole on the board! I'm the guy with two ex girlfriends with kids. Yay for me! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!! (My apologies to all women reading this who have never wronged me) __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

05-19-2004, 11:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
Arik Astro-Monkey Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Here, dumbfuck! Posts: 2,304	Sorry to hear that, man. __________________ The writers of this post apologize for you being too stupid to understand it.

05-20-2004, 03:10 AM	#3 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,912	I've a friend who's had the same thing happen to him (two children with different mothers, none of which he is with now), just feel lucky that it wasn't a rough break up where you only get to see your son once a week. Personally, I find her attitude to be very childish. What an asshole. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

05-20-2004, 04:20 AM	#4 (permalink)
Daxie Patrons Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 1,010	I'm really sorry to hear that. Hopefully she'll at least be adult enough to let you be in your son's life. BTW... good for you! taking the high road and allowing her to stay there until she can find a place, you could have been an ass and told her to get out right then and there. Who knows, maybe after she has time to really think things through, she may realize the mistake she's about to make and decide to work things out. __________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

05-23-2004, 04:18 AM	#6 (permalink)
iamspenagain Cymro's Bitch Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: The Nast 'Nati, Ohio Posts: 494	That's funny, I love women. On a serious note, I feel for you, man. Good luck. __________________ If I could, I would marry a Magnum bar.

05-23-2004, 05:37 PM	#8 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	heh heh __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

05-24-2004, 01:11 AM	#9 (permalink)
Gitch Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: God's own country merry England Posts: 435	I like women. They are nice and squidgy and they smell nice. __________________ If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

05-24-2004, 08:10 PM	#10 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,912	i like it when they don't have clothes on __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

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