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Old 05-31-2004, 04:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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ARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! GODAMNED DIRTY ROTTEN, COCKSUCKING, ROACH EATING, SHIT LICKING PIECES OF MAGGOT FILTH!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT!!!!

I fucking GIVE UP! It's not gonna get any fucking better. It's only gonna continue to get worse and worse and worse, until I've convinced myself that there's no hope whatsoever! At which point, the powers that be will give me a small sliver of hope, a small ray of sunshine JUST TO PROVE ME WRONG YET AGAIN! And NATURALLY, that small ray of sunshine will be just as quickly yanked away and FOREVER FORGOTTEN, because the FUCKING UNIVERSE HATES ME!

It does, it really fucking does! No matter how good things get in my life, I ALWAYS get that last minute fucking curve ball outta nowhere! No matter how fucking bad it gets, no matter how convinced I am that it can't get any worse, no matter how rotten and fucking miserable I feel, the universe, or fate, is always just around the corner waiting for the chance to show me how DESPERATLEY FUCKING WRONG I AM!!!!! Waiting for that chance, to find me at my worst, when I think I've hit rock bottom, and then jump out and suprise me with a nice swift KICK TO THE BALLS!!!

It's official ladies and gents, I hate the universe. Actually, you know what, that doesn't sound right. No, I'm not gonna limit myself to hating just the universe. FUCK NO!!! I've really had it with this horseshit! I FUCKING HATE EXISTENCE ITSELF!!! Everything. I mean matter, energy, thought, time, the whole fucking thing! IT ALL SUCKS!

I fucking give up! Let me have it! What more could possibly happen to further completley destroy me on an emotional level? I DARE FATE TO KEEP FUCKING WITH ME!!! In fact, I welcome it. At least THAT'S a consistency in my life. Fate fucking with me. There is absolutley nothing else in my life, EVER, that is as consistent as that!! So fuck it, I give up, I surrender, I'm throwing the fucking towel in! Bring it on!! Let's see how low we can go!!!
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Old 05-31-2004, 08:48 AM   #2 (permalink)
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*sits quietly in the corner and minds her own business and hopes no one notices her, especially an angry Beans*
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Old 05-31-2004, 05:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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If I tell you you'll find somethnig that makes you happy someday, will it sound like utter bullshit?
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Old 05-31-2004, 06:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I think the answer there is yes.

Of course, Having a total disregard for everything and everyone doesn't mean you can't bottle all your feelings up inside and just put on a face for the rest of the world. It may drive you to insanity one day, but who the hell cares about the future?
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I think the answer there is yes.

Of course, Having a total disregard for everything and everyone doesn't mean you can't bottle all your feelings up inside and just put on a face for the rest of the world. It may drive you to insanity one day, but who the hell cares about the future?
Of course, accepting the fact that life may hurt you in your search for happiness gives you at least a chance of not being miserable for the rest of your life.
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No, bottling my feelings up and putting on a face for the world wouldn't be total disregard. That would be more akin to my previous attitude of PORTRAYING utter disregard for the rest of the world. What I'm going with now, IS complete and utter disregard for EVERYTHING. Fuck it all. If it makes me feel better, I'm doing it/saying it/drinking it/smoking it whatever! If it crosses someone elses morale lines, Fuck him/her. All that I really give a shit about at this point, is how it makes ME feel.
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Old 05-31-2004, 09:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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"Grab some Hookers, Weed and Alchohol and meet me at the old warehourse".

Hey, don't diss the bottling, I'd probably be in jail now if it weren't for that...
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Just don't do anything to fuck life up even more, man.
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*Dax hides under the nearest table and hopes this will blow over*
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Hey, Spen, guess how many Magnums I've got in the freezer
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