Which should piss me off more? - Page 2

Brikar · 07-13-2004, 12:03 AM

I'll bet you gave the Master some good Head...

Arik · 07-13-2004, 12:41 AM

You know, I would. But, then there's the jail time. And the accompanying anal rapes.

Brikar · 07-13-2004, 12:58 AM

Only if you're not strong in the first few days...

Gitch · 07-13-2004, 01:09 AM

Just take lube. I wonder if prison shops sell vaseline?

Brikar · 07-13-2004, 01:13 AM

They probably have a bulk discount.

Cymro · 07-13-2004, 06:44 AM

Why bother with lube when you can just have an enema?

Bean · 07-13-2004, 11:11 AM

*gag*

Stag · 07-13-2004, 12:13 PM

I think it is three packs of Marlboros and desserts for a week for a packet of prison lube.

Stag · 07-13-2004, 12:14 PM

Heh heh...head master...Cymro how come when you say that to me, it's never as a noun but as a question?

07-13-2004, 12:03 AM	#11 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	I'll bet you gave the Master some good Head... __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

07-13-2004, 12:41 AM	#12 (permalink)
Arik Astro-Monkey Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Here, dumbfuck! Posts: 2,304	You know, I would. But, then there's the jail time. And the accompanying anal rapes. __________________ The writers of this post apologize for you being too stupid to understand it.

07-13-2004, 12:58 AM	#13 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	Only if you're not strong in the first few days... __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

07-13-2004, 01:09 AM	#14 (permalink)
Gitch Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England Posts: 435	Just take lube. I wonder if prison shops sell vaseline? __________________ If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

07-13-2004, 01:13 AM	#15 (permalink)
Brikar The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,606	They probably have a bulk discount. __________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com

07-13-2004, 06:44 AM	#16 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Why bother with lube when you can just have an enema? __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

07-13-2004, 11:11 AM	#17 (permalink)
Bean The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh! Posts: 5,055	gag __________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk

07-13-2004, 12:13 PM	#18 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	I think it is three packs of Marlboros and desserts for a week for a packet of prison lube. __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

07-13-2004, 12:14 PM	#19 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Heh heh...head master...Cymro how come when you say that to me, it's never as a noun but as a question? __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

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