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Old 09-20-2004, 06:40 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I like dogs fine, too...but they're sell-outs. A dog will take affection from anybody that gives it. Cats make your work for their love.
Exactly, dogs are the sluts of the domesticated animal world. They love everybody. Of course, you could bring up rotweilers and such, but on average, dogs are lovable affectionate dumbasses, who will bat their leg for anyone that'll rub their belly.

Cat's on the other hand, take a while to warm up to you. At first they won't come near you, then they kind of "check you out" for awhile, then maybe if your lucky, they grant you the priviledge of petting them. And even then, if you pet them the wrong way, they're confident enough to let you know.

I don't have anything against dogs, they're just dirtier animals than cats, and not nearly as self assured. Kinda like one of my ex girlfriends I guess...
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Old 09-21-2004, 09:28 PM   #32 (permalink)
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nah, you just haven't got a dog.
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