Cymro

I somehow made this by fucking about in photoshop for 5 minutes. Shows how crappy modern Art is doesn't it?

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Arik

It's good. Not good enough to hang in my room, but it's interesting.

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Stag

It's like the last thing I would see before getting run over by the Partridge Family bus.

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Cymro

The reason it's not so good is because the lines are too concentrated in the middle, but I hate the fact that people can call things like that "art" because there is no art to it, to me, art is a product of hard work and lots of practice to get to the best standard possible, which this wasn't. I can paint and sketch really well, but if I'm just going to go mental on a canvas, or paint a bunch of straght lines, or even just mess around in photoshop, to me, it isn't art it's shit.

Same goes for everything. I can play guitar better than most of this generation of rock guitarists can. Why? because I have put the hours in, I've practiced, and I still do, so that eventually I can be the best there is, bar none, I could make what has become known as music today without any trouble, but I want to do more.

Here's another one, this time with a different colour scheme and some effects...

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"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Stag

I am thinking about doing an art show...here's my idea...

I will shit on a bunch of canvasses over the course of a couple of weeks. Cover them in some sort of quick drying urethane so they stay in place and don't smell. I will then display them at a gallery. I will call the show...'My art is crap'

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Cymro

Sounds very expressive.

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"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Stag

I can vary the hues by varying my diet.

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Cymro

I hear certain alchopops make your shit green

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"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Stag

Ohhhhh, I can use that for landscapes

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