Bean

So I started working for New Brunswick tourism in March. In between pretending to work, I've started making my own mock ads for the province just for shits and giggles. Here's one of my favourites. The picture was actually taken in NB.

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Sirgets

so yeah this is now my new background

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Bean

lol, it was mine at work for awhile too. Funny thing, this pic was taken on the Plaster Rock hwy. There was another one that went with it. It's the same guys walking towards the moose with a very obvious "Oh wow.. look at that noble and majestic animal" look on their faces. Then this was the next pic.

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Stag

So moose are not friendly, eh?

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Bean

I once stopped on the highway because I saw a bull moose up ahead. I stopped about 60 yards away from him. He was just barely standing on the road, but I didn't want to take the chance that he would move if I kept going, and walk out in front of me. I waited for quite awhile in the car. I hit the horn to try and persuade him to move. He looked up, stepped into the middle of the road, and started staring me down, taking a step towards me every so often. I nearly pissed myself.

Moose are NOT friendly.

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Bean

Another masterpiece...

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--James T. Kirk

Cymro

Hehe Moose

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Closet Racist

Moose have a taste for human blood and a penchant for buggery...

Sam Cogley

I read an article once about a moose in Finland (I think) fucking a Ford Ka. Seriously. Totalled the car.

Arik

A Møøse once bit my sister...

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