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| Religious Fanatic | *Cymro shakes his head in a distraught way without making eye contact*
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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| | #12 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: With a side of fava beans and a nice chianti...
Posts: 1,203
![]() ![]() View Edit History: | Cosmo says "Less talk, more rock", lifts his sombrero and produces a hand- grenade. "They call me...El Guapo! Duck, you suckers!" He pulls the pin and tosses it into the men's room. Last edited by Closet Racist; 01-30-2008 at 07:12 AM. |
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| | #14 (permalink) |
| The Awesome One | *Bean snatches a bottle of the 'good' tequila Cujo left behind, and sneaks off to a quiet booth*
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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| | #15 (permalink) |
| AKA SIRGETS | *All of a sudden sirgets come leaping out from behind the jukebox dressed as batman and screams* IM BATMAN!!!!!!!!! *Sirgets grabs a garbage bag from behind the jukebox with another costume in it* Now who wants to be my Robin!!!
__________________ Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro |
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| | #16 (permalink) |
| The Awesome One | *Bean slouches deeper into the booth, hoping not to be noticed* Please not again.. oh god please not again..
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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| | #17 (permalink) |
| Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Here, looking at you
Posts: 370
![]() | *As Bean slouches deeper into the booth, he feels something warm and furry, and emitting an odd, rather putrid odor*
__________________ Kira: Well, now that you have another pip on your collar, does that mean I can't disagree with you anymore? Sisko: No. It just means I'm never wrong. ![]() |
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| | #18 (permalink) |
| It's me again | **Touching it he realizes, to his relief, it is not Cymro's sister's snatch but rather the unwashed love toy (aka palm pussy) he has been using in his girlfriends absence**
__________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley |
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| | #19 (permalink) |
| Religious Fanatic |
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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