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Old 01-30-2008, 06:19 AM   #11 (permalink)
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*Cymro shakes his head in a distraught way without making eye contact*
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Old 01-30-2008, 07:08 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Cosmo says "Less talk, more rock", lifts his sombrero and produces a hand- grenade.

"They call me...El Guapo! Duck, you suckers!" He pulls the pin and tosses it into the men's room.

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Old 01-30-2008, 07:32 AM   #13 (permalink)
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*throws the grenade back out of the men's room, then blows up the plumbing with explosive diharrea*
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Old 01-30-2008, 10:38 AM   #14 (permalink)
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*Bean snatches a bottle of the 'good' tequila Cujo left behind, and sneaks off to a quiet booth*
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Old 01-30-2008, 12:23 PM   #15 (permalink)
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*All of a sudden sirgets come leaping out from behind the jukebox dressed as batman and screams*


IM BATMAN!!!!!!!!!

*Sirgets grabs a garbage bag from behind the jukebox with another costume in it*

Now who wants to be my Robin!!!
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Old 01-30-2008, 03:27 PM   #16 (permalink)
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*Bean slouches deeper into the booth, hoping not to be noticed*

Please not again.. oh god please not again..
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Old 01-30-2008, 04:39 PM   #17 (permalink)
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*As Bean slouches deeper into the booth, he feels something warm and furry, and emitting an odd, rather putrid odor*
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Old 01-30-2008, 07:34 PM   #18 (permalink)
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**Touching it he realizes, to his relief, it is not Cymro's sister's snatch but rather the unwashed love toy (aka palm pussy) he has been using in his girlfriends absence**
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Old 01-30-2008, 07:53 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Incase Bean gets too lonely
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