Sirgets

*Sirgets grabs a bar stool and breaks it over beans head*

Fuck yeah that feels better!!!

*Sirgets grabs a pool cue and breaks it over spens ass*

Whooo hooo


I WANNA ROCK!!!!

Where is that fucking beaver

*Sirgets takes off into the kithen looking for the buck toothed ass clown*

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Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro

Stag

Stag opens Sam Cogley's lawyerly brief case, pulls out a rather hefty and thick dildo and chases Sirgets into the kitchen where he uses the scrotum end of the dildo to hook Sirget's ankle, tripping him and forcing his face into the deep fryer.

"TAKE THAT BREEDER!!"

**Stag throws the dildo int he bin and runs back to his tequila**

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"I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

Sirgets

*Sirgets emerge's from the kitchen covered in deep fryer grease*

Good thing we dont cook her often fuckstick ...it was cold.

* Sirgets takes the discarded dildo and chases stag outside*

*Just as sirgets gets to the door he sees a flash of fur out of the corner of his eye*

Ah ha the woodchuck on steriods is back

* Sirgets looks at the dildo in his hand and throws it aside*

Fuck it stag already knows what that feels like to be up his ass

* Sirgets begins the hunt again for the beaver*

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Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro

Bean

Bean calls Sirgets wife and tells on him for being out drinking and causing trouble while he should be at home tending to his pregnant wife.

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Cymro

*Cymro walks in to discover Stag and Sirgets oiled up and playing with a dildo*

Now either I've had way too much to drink, or Sirgets thinks we're his army mates.

meh..

*Cymro pulls up a barstool and orders a beer. A chill runs sharply down his spine as the slightly distorted introductory horn notes of "YMCA" begin to play from the Jukebox.*

This place doesn't have the same atmosphere as it used to...

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Bean

I'm telling you, it's cause the beaver is gone. Place just ain't the same without him. Last I heard he was in Thailand...

Sirgets however seems to be chasing around one of the rats from under the bar....

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Closet Racist

Cosmo walks in the swinging saloon doors, wearing nothing but a porn moustache and a sombrero. "Uh...You guys know that all you cars just got violated, er, vandalized?"

iamspenagain

Porn moustache? A dirty Sanchez?

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If I could, I would marry a Magnum bar.

Sam Cogley

Tom Paris give you that?

Stag

**Stag takes one look at J'A2M and strolls over to Cymro and claps him on the back**

Hey mate, when did the place start having a male revue night?

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"I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley