Sirgets

In honour of a new patron who actually posts....sorry if others have joined and started posting and i didnt notice and since tup is a fellow beaver loving Canuck. * Sirgets hands Tup a Molson Canadian* Cheers buddy * Sirgets chugs his beer* Now lets rumble * Sirgets then smashs the bottle over tups head*


* Sirgets then looks around the room with a sly look on his face*

where the fuck is that hairy rodent. Oh he is most likely in the storeroom fucking Bean in the ass

*Sirgets runs off to find the beaver*

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Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro

Bean

That's the same look he gets when he shits himself at the bar.

*Seeing Sirgets run into the back room looking for the beaver, Bean locks the door behind him and goes back to his booth in the corner and lays down.*

I'm too hungover for this shit.

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Tupperfan

*Runs for a chair that isn't screwed to the floor (They do that in oil towns out west...)*

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"Gods drunkenly cried juvenile acne, lop ears, the Lafontaine park, retirement at 60, disappointing love, public washrooms and raging toothaches"

Daxie

*sits back cracking up laughing*

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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Sam Cogley

*tackles Daxie to keep the fight going*

Closet Racist

(***Doors on wall open to reveal CR, "Laugh-In" style***) 'Um...I suppose this would be a bad time to tell you that the keg has floated?"

(***Dodges incoming glassware***)

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Tupperfan

*Runs to the tap and dodge shit while drinking as much as possible before getting knocked up, by either alcohol, a random object or a girl getting pregnant...*

*Then tries to trow shit at the Closet Racist while running for Daxie, stopping on the way to put some Distillers on the juke box*

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"Gods drunkenly cried juvenile acne, lop ears, the Lafontaine park, retirement at 60, disappointing love, public washrooms and raging toothaches"

Sirgets

* Sirgets walks back into the main bar*

So fuckers who's ready to rumble??

* Sirgets spots Cymro sitting in the corner by the jukebox*

*Sirgets grabs a cue ball from the pool table and chucks it at cymro catching him right in the nose*

You looked bored !!

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Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro

Daxie

* knees Sam in the nuts*
*Sam crawls off moaning

*sees Tup comming toward her*
Oh FUCK!

*grabs a cue stick and gets ready*

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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Sam Cogley

*uses moaning as a disguise to cover next attack...nuts protected by steel cup*