Daxie

Ok, just remember the rules: Chips, dip, chains and whips, but no candle wax on the tits.

*Chains Sam to the raidiator and turns the steam on full blast.*

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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Sirgets

*Sirgets pulling himself off the ground sees the naked fem bot orgy and decides to stay for a little bit *

you know just to make sure nobody needs my help

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Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro

Sam Cogley

*while recovering from third degree burns, Cogs whips up a boiling candle wax launcher and sprays Daxie everywhere but the tits*

Daxie

*breaking free of the wax shell, and thanking Sam for the free leg waxing, grabs the 'poopy pamper' launcher and fires. Poopy pamper hits Tup in the face*

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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Tupperfan

Oh well, it's so cold in northern Alberta right now, it's frozen shit so it's not nearly as bad...It hurts a little though.

Also, if I'm at the bar, it means the bar is up here, and it means you guy are either dying or fleeing, so I win.

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"Gods drunkenly cried juvenile acne, lop ears, the Lafontaine park, retirement at 60, disappointing love, public washrooms and raging toothaches"

Daxie

fleeing or dying because of the cold? I don't think so. Today in Columbus, temperatures dropped over 20 degrees in a 4 or 5 hour period and weatherman perdicts another 15-20 degree drop overnight. #1, it's Ohio, don't like the weather, wait a minute, it'll change. #2 that's what coats are made for. #3 *bonks Tup on the head with a side of frozen reindeer*

you loose hehe.

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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Tupperfan

20 degree farenheit drop...pfff! -37 celsius here... You guys are too weak for that!

Frozen reindeer didn't hurt...It tastes decent though.

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"Gods drunkenly cried juvenile acne, lop ears, the Lafontaine park, retirement at 60, disappointing love, public washrooms and raging toothaches"

Sam Cogley

*blasts Tup with a flamethrower, then kicks him out into the -37c weather while he's dazed and warm*

Daxie

-37c? what's that in American? somthing like +15 degrees? (really, I don't know... never learned celsus, or metric for that matter) Either way, that ain't shit. I used to work in a freezer warehouse. Temp. -37F, plus factor in the fact that I was riding a forklift, so it was more like -45F. I'd have icicles on my eyelashes... litterally. Ok, you're up close to the artic circle, so I will give you props that it gets fuckn' cold up there, but from what I here (never been to Canada myself) it's a dry cold, so it can't be that bad.

Anywho... *hacks into Santa's computer and puts Bean, Cymro, Tup and Sam on the 'very naughty' list.* hehe... not even a lump of coal for you this year.

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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Cymro

-40C is equal to -40F, and 0C is equal to 32 F

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."