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Old 12-05-2009, 07:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default I'm in a pissy ass mood

*Dax stomps into bar, downs 3 shots of tequilla back-to-back-to-back*

I'm in a pissy ass mood and ready to fight!

*Throws a right hook at the closest person*

C'mon bitches... let's do this!
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Old 12-05-2009, 08:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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*slaps Daxie with a half-rotten side of beef*
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Old 12-05-2009, 08:15 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Ok... ew!

*pours honey over Sam's head and releases the bees... laughs ass off watching Sam run around in circles*
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Old 12-05-2009, 08:55 AM   #4 (permalink)
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***Frisbees an extra-large Hershey bar into Daxie's mouth from ten paces***
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Old 12-05-2009, 03:49 PM   #5 (permalink)
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*ties Daxie to the floor of a bathroom stall, hangs a ceremonial toilet seat around her neck, then waits for the grossly fat guy with bad intestinal gas to come in*

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Old 12-05-2009, 05:31 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hey, here's the ceremonial toilet seat again!

*Uses fake lego gun to lure SWAT in and arrest everybody!*
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Old 12-05-2009, 06:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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*kicks a member of the swat team in the knee, takes his gun, uses it to club the rest of the swat team into unconsciousness, then empties the swat guns into the ceiling, choking everyone with plaster dust and asbestos*
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Old 12-05-2009, 07:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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We have a SWAT team? Sweet!
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Old 12-05-2009, 08:35 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 12-06-2009, 04:09 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Yo, CR! thanks for the chocolate

*munches chocolate bar while watching Sam shoot up ceiling as a huge chunk falls on his head*

hehe.... dumbass

*smashes beer bottle over head of one of the SWAT members as he starts to get up, while proclaiming in ghetto tone, fuck da police*

*Shoves a rotten fish down Bean's pants, opens front door and hollers here kitty, kitty, kitty. Gang of stray cats rush into bar and jumps Bean to get at the fish*

---Damn I'm good at multi-tasking

*smacks Tupp's hat off for the shit of it*
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