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| Patrons | *Dax stomps into bar, downs 3 shots of tequilla back-to-back-to-back* I'm in a pissy ass mood and ready to fight! *Throws a right hook at the closest person* C'mon bitches... let's do this!
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" |
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| Patrons | Ok... ew! *pours honey over Sam's head and releases the bees... laughs ass off watching Sam run around in circles*
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" |
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| Hates YOUR life... | Hey, here's the ceremonial toilet seat again! *Uses fake lego gun to lure SWAT in and arrest everybody!*
__________________ "Gods drunkenly cried juvenile acne, lop ears, the Lafontaine park, retirement at 60, disappointing love, public washrooms and raging toothaches" |
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| Man-whore Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 430
![]() | *kicks a member of the swat team in the knee, takes his gun, uses it to club the rest of the swat team into unconsciousness, then empties the swat guns into the ceiling, choking everyone with plaster dust and asbestos* |
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| Patrons | Yo, CR! thanks for the chocolate ![]() *munches chocolate bar while watching Sam shoot up ceiling as a huge chunk falls on his head* hehe.... dumbass *smashes beer bottle over head of one of the SWAT members as he starts to get up, while proclaiming in ghetto tone, fuck da police* *Shoves a rotten fish down Bean's pants, opens front door and hollers here kitty, kitty, kitty. Gang of stray cats rush into bar and jumps Bean to get at the fish* ---Damn I'm good at multi-tasking *smacks Tupp's hat off for the shit of it*
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" Last edited by Daxie; 12-06-2009 at 04:20 AM. |
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