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Old 02-15-2004, 09:37 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Sirgets grabs a pool cue and cranks bean over the head......."Thats for interupting Love Shack!!!!"
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Old 02-16-2004, 12:16 AM   #12 (permalink)
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*Cymro Shits in the corner, using his standard KFC napkins to wipe, picks it up, and chases Sirgets around the bar with it*
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Old 02-16-2004, 01:05 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Stag witnessess this and...

and...

and...

uke:
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Old 02-16-2004, 01:06 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2004, 01:21 AM   #15 (permalink)
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*walks in, witnesses "The Pooping"* ...uhhh.......... *leaves*
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Old 02-20-2004, 01:55 AM   #16 (permalink)
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*Cymro then proceeds to walk around with his pants down, it was a soggy shit so it's taking longer to wipe, he's run out of KFC Napkins, so he's trying to find some more asswipe*
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Old 02-20-2004, 02:05 AM   #17 (permalink)
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That brings up an important question, I'm assuming byyour comments that they have KFC over there?
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Old 02-20-2004, 02:11 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Bean@Feb 20 2004, 03:05 AM
That brings up an important question, I'm assuming byyour comments that they have KFC over there?
If we don't, then my imagination has created the perfect fast food retaurant, where they serve fried chicken, coated in batter, and their logo is a colonial of some sort from Kentucky.
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Old 02-20-2004, 12:33 PM   #19 (permalink)
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ROTFLMAO...a colonial..you damn drippy shitting imperialist...who you callin' a colonial.

Here...take some immodium and wipe yourself with this rag that says "For the Beaver's use only"
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Old 02-27-2004, 10:00 PM   #20 (permalink)
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especially since Kentucky was never a British colony. :unsure:
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