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Old 02-13-2004, 12:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Arik throws a beer mug against the wall shattering it into a million pieces.

Who wants to get crazy?
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Old 02-13-2004, 06:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Stag picks up one of his martini glassess and throws it at the wall behind Arik --


...Fuckin' ay, Arik, Fuckin' ay...
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Old 02-13-2004, 09:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Sirgets grabs the punch bowl and puts it on his head and starts sing Love Shack!!!!
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Old 02-13-2004, 10:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Stag takes a handful of olives stuffs him in his mouth and starts spitting them across the room like a machine gun.
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Old 02-13-2004, 10:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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/me ducks, then starts throwing the whiskey bottles at Stag.
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Old 02-14-2004, 04:47 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Stag then shakes a nearby bottle of champagne, aims at it Arik and blows the cork at him ---POP
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Old 02-14-2004, 04:53 AM   #7 (permalink)
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"This is war!" I shout, just before spitting in Stag's drink.
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Old 02-14-2004, 04:30 PM   #9 (permalink)
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THAT'S IT !!!!!!

*Stag dumpd the peanuts out of the bowl, rubs his finger tips on the salty remnants in the bottom of the bowl and then rubs them in Ari's eyes*

HA!!! Take that Arik...

*Stag then sits down smugly and drinks his drink and realizes...*

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OH NO...I gotta go puke...where's the bucket???...

...WHERE'S THE BUCKET!!!!!!!

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Old 02-14-2004, 06:00 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Bean picks up the bucket filled with Stags freshly donated puke, and promptly dumps it over Sirgets' head.

"That's for not keeping me informed on the happenings at the bar!"
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