Daxie

*Dax dumps a jar of mustard on Bean's head*

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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Bean

*Bean's lawyer presents Daxie with paperwork detainling Beans intention to sue for physical misconduct.*

:P

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Arik

*Arik dumps this thread into the 'Fight Club' forum...*

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The writers of this post apologize for you being too stupid to understand it.

Daxie

ROTF! Oops, sorry for posting in the wrong fourm, but that was a good one Arik. Bravo!

*Dax smacks Bean's lawyer upside the head with a log of bolonga*

>Lawyer: Bean, you're on your own, CYA!

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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Bean

*Bean recruits a big butch looking woman named "Bongo" as his new personal anti-lesbian bodyguard*

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Sirgets

LMFAO

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Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro

Bean

*Bongo looks quickly to Sirgets*

"Little man make trouble??"

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Daxie

*Arik blows dust off of thread* "Oh hey! What's this doing under my bed? I'd better put this back."

While Bongo is distracted with Sirgets Daxie throws a platefull of spaghetti at Bean

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>Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?"

>>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

Cujo

*Cujo walks in... casually ducks under the flying spaghetti and orders up a shot of tequila*

Same old, same old, eh Barkeep?

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