Bean

It's been awhile since we had a good brawl, so just to help liven things up around here...

*Bean punches Stag in the mouth. While Stag is trying to figure out where that came from, Bean grabs an empty tequila bottle from the bar and promptly smashes it over Cymro's head*

Let it begin!

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"I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing."

--James T. Kirk

Stag

*Stag rubs his now bleeding mouth, stops shagging his sheep, pulls up his pants and grabs a kitten from the corner of the bar*

HEY BEAN - YOU WANT TO HIT SOMEONE IN THE MOUTH? YOU BETTER DO IT RIGHT!!!

*Stag takes the kitten by the tail and starts beating Bean about the head with it, as if it was a feline set of noon-chucks*

Oh, Bean, one more thing---heh heh heh

*Stag walks over to the closet door and removes the large padlock and sign that says don't open until Christmas*

I've been keeping this on ice, just for you

*Stag pulls open the door and reveals a shadowy creature in the dark recessess of the closet. Stag reaches in and pulls out the squeeling creature and throws it at Bean*

Here you go Bean, I think you remember your ex

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"I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

Cymro

*Cymro looks at Bean angrily, considers retailiating, but decides there are more important things to take care of*

THE BOOOOOOOZE!!!

*Cymro begins to lick up the tequila and smashed glass*

The broken glass cuts my throat so the alcohol goes straight to by blood

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"Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working.

"But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

Gitch

*Gitch wanders in off the street seeing that the strangely named Astrobar Fight Club Forum has a new post*

Hey you Pussies - COME ON!!

*Gitch rips off his shirt revealing a lightly furred chest and comfortable-looking gut topped by a St. George's Flag*

For Queen and Country!

*Gitch grabs a full UK pint of Theakston's Mild ale, downs it in one and hurls it into the melee. By some strange law of physics he manages to hit 1 Welshman and 2 Canadians with the same glass*

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If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

Stag

*Stag rubs his skull*

"Canadian, who the fuck you callin' a Candian"

*Stag picks up a hand full of olives and starts flinging them at Gitch while rushing at him*

"I ain't no Canuck, I am a US Citizen!!!"

*Stag pounces on Gitch, props his mouth open with two toothpicks, takes two cans of whipped cream and starts filling up his mouth with the contents*

"That's for your queen and her country"

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"I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

Gitch

*Gitch is pleased to see that calling an American a Canuck provokes almost as violent a repsonse as calling a Canuck a Yankee*

MMMmmphhmmph

*Gitch spits out the whipped cream*

Lick it off me BITCH!!

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If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong.

Stag

*Bean's ex gets up off the floor*

Huh...Wha...did someone call me...

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"I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley