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09-13-2004, 12:53 PM
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| It's me again  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida
Posts: 3,286
   |  In case you get bored at work... Thanks to those silly wankers at NORAD. Who would think they have a kid's page on their website. We DO have the greatest military in the world...they just love kids... http://www.norad.mil/index.cfm?fuseaction=home.kids
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09-14-2004, 01:14 AM
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| The Dude  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,606
| Sad.
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09-14-2004, 01:17 AM
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| Consultant Fellationist  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England
Posts: 435
| I never get bored at work. I skip into the office early in the morning and refuse to take a break. I have to be removed for my own safety to get some sleep and I am only allowed to work 3 weekends a month. I love my job.
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09-14-2004, 06:33 PM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,921
  | We all would love our jobs if we were consultant fellationists...but only if we consulted fit women.
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."  |
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09-15-2004, 12:37 AM
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| Consultant Fellationist Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England
Posts: 435
| Is the promotion of fellatio "Fellationism"? What would you burn to show your support?
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