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10-03-2004, 03:25 PM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,921
    |  Happy Birthday Astrobar! It just occured to me that we missed the AB's Birthday last month, so let's celebrate now, free drinks for everyone! The AB is offiicially 3 years old motherfucker! On the flipside, how fucking slow has this place been recently?
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."  |
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10-03-2004, 03:44 PM
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| The Dude  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,606
| It's my fault. I know I'm the glue that holds this place together, and with all the shit that's been happening, I haven't been here to brighten everyone's day. Also, I got sloppy drunk last week and said some things to people I shouldn't have... Oy, what a month...
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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10-03-2004, 06:50 PM
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| Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,921
| But you're still glad you got drunk, right?
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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10-03-2004, 10:01 PM
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| Consultant Fellationist  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England
Posts: 435
| I got gloriously drunk Friday night - on free booze supplied by the university  We've just merged 2 institutions so we've been having welcoming parties for the new faculty members - it was supposed to be 3 free drinks each but all my muslim friends gave me their drinks tickets and went off to pray
__________________  If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong. |
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10-03-2004, 10:24 PM
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| Astro-Monkey  Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Here, dumbfuck!
Posts: 2,304
  | Huh. 3 years. Last month? Quote:
Booze Up!
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10-03-2004, 10:50 PM
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| Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,921
| So I was acctually early....excellent!
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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10-04-2004, 06:36 PM
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,606
| Yaaaaay!
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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10-04-2004, 09:01 PM
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| The Awesome One  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 5,055
| YAYYYYYY!!!!!!! Free booze? Well in that case... *Bean steps up to a barstool. On which he lays a cushion designed expressly for long durations. He orders a two - four. Yes, you read that right, a 24 case of beer. He opens it and proceeds to chug*
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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10-04-2004, 09:11 PM
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| Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,921
| See Brikar, if I was that close to a thousand I'd just post whore my way there... Glad to see you could make it, Bean! You realize that's the case the Beaver peed on, right?
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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