So, it's not his super-strong girdle...

Arik · 10-06-2004, 02:56 AM

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Star Trek star William Shatner says he's irresistible to ladies - because of his extraordinary high level of pheromones.

The 72-year-old insists he has no control over his allure to the opposite sex and that it's just a chemical attraction.

He says: "I have such high pheromones. I'm told this by numerous people - that my pheromone
count is very high and that I am just naturally attractive to women, and I think, to sexual deviants.

"It causes me great concern."

I wish I had that concern. The closest I come is making a hormone.

Daxie · 10-08-2004, 10:03 AM

Uh-HUH.... Yeah.

I think all those years of watching TOS re-runs and seeing Capt. Kirk as a "ladies man" has finally made him go mad ... either that or he's been smoking too much weed.

Stag · 10-08-2004, 01:02 PM

How do you make a hor-mone???

Don't pay her afterwards!!!

Thank you, thank you...I'll be appearing here all week.

Cymro · 10-09-2004, 12:42 PM

My friend tried doing that in Amsterdam because he felt the hooker was overcharging for a handjob(which he didn't ask for), unfortunately, when he stormed out forgot to take his money with him!

Stag · 10-09-2004, 04:37 PM

Bet he moaned after he realized he left his cash there

Cymro · 10-10-2004, 12:58 PM

Yeah, but it's not lke he gives a fuck about 50 euros, he just works shitloads of overtime so he gets a lot of money.

Stag · 10-10-2004, 02:00 PM

50 Euros for a handy is a bit much, don't you think??

Cymro · 10-10-2004, 10:05 PM

Yep, especlaiily off a not-so-hot chinese girl

Stag · 10-11-2004, 12:53 AM

Unless she uses chop sticks

Cymro · 10-11-2004, 01:02 AM

i guess....:S

10-08-2004, 10:03 AM	#2 (permalink)
Daxie Patrons Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 1,010	Uh-HUH.... Yeah. I think all those years of watching TOS re-runs and seeing Capt. Kirk as a "ladies man" has finally made him go mad ... either that or he's been smoking too much weed. __________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?"

10-08-2004, 01:02 PM	#3 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	How do you make a hor-mone??? Don't pay her afterwards!!! Thank you, thank you...I'll be appearing here all week. __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

10-09-2004, 12:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	My friend tried doing that in Amsterdam because he felt the hooker was overcharging for a handjob(which he didn't ask for), unfortunately, when he stormed out forgot to take his money with him! __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

10-09-2004, 04:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Bet he moaned after he realized he left his cash there __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

10-10-2004, 12:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Yeah, but it's not lke he gives a fuck about 50 euros, he just works shitloads of overtime so he gets a lot of money. __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

10-10-2004, 02:00 PM	#7 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	50 Euros for a handy is a bit much, don't you think?? __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

10-10-2004, 10:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	Yep, especlaiily off a not-so-hot chinese girl __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

10-11-2004, 12:53 AM	#9 (permalink)
Stag It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida Posts: 3,286	Unless she uses chop sticks __________________ "I want to do a motorboat on Shatner's manboobs" - Sam Cogley

10-11-2004, 01:02 AM	#10 (permalink)
Cymro Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63 Posts: 4,921	i guess....:S __________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."

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