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Old 10-29-2004, 08:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 10-30-2004, 12:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Capricorn (Dec 23 -Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.


Total Bollocks.

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Leo (July 23 -Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.

Particularly the last bit.
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Old 10-30-2004, 07:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I am a....

Cancer (June 23 -July 22)

You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Pretty much dead on except for the welfare and prison part... which I have never been a part of either.
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Old 10-31-2004, 03:15 AM   #4 (permalink)
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whatever the sagitarius thing was
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Old 10-31-2004, 01:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hey I am a Sagitarius too
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Old 11-11-2004, 10:58 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Well Daxie, I would agree. I've always thought of your presence here as a bit cancerous
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