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11-01-2004, 01:20 PM
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| It's me again  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida
Posts: 3,286
   |  Wanna bet on the Presidential election Alright, I think I handled the World Series betting fairly well, let's gamble some more. Let's bet on the horse race for the White House... Betting is open now and will emain open until 6pm EST on Election Day. With luck, I will have payouts on Wednesday...lawsuits and voter fraud permitting... OK everyone, ante up some Quatloos...the odds are based on nothing, I basically pulled the numbers out of my ass. I made Bush the favorite since he is the incumbant, Kerry the challenger is close behind in polls and odds, Nader and Badnarik are, well, longshots...but hey, you never know.
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11-01-2004, 02:41 PM
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| Consultant Fellationist  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: God's own country merry England
Posts: 435
| Heh - I want to see the Libertarian win - expect an immediate constitutional ammendment forcing all US citizens to take quack medicine until they turn blue.
__________________  If masturbation is self-abuse - you are obviously doing it wrong. |
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11-01-2004, 03:16 PM
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| The Dude  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
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| People voting for Nader or Badnarik are fooling themselves worse than the republicans who've convinced themselves that we still haven't found Iraq's WMDs.
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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11-01-2004, 04:01 PM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,921
  | Prestdent Badarik? Perhaps the same evil liberatarian who run this site?
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."  |
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11-01-2004, 07:48 PM
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| Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,921
| Because you're the only one who an rig it in your favour.
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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11-01-2004, 11:07 PM
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| Religious Fanatic Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,921
| What the hell is a quatloo?
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon." |
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11-02-2004, 01:21 AM
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| The Dude Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,606
| Some Star Trek fan YOU are... Don't even know what a goddamn Quatloo is.
__________________ "A million monkeys typing until the end of time will produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. Ten thousand monkeys typing for ten thousand years will write a Hemingway. Ten monkeys typing over Columbus Day weekend will give you a Dan Brown." http://olympusmans.blogspot.com http://benforrealz.blogspot.com |
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