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11-06-2004, 12:45 AM
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| AKA SIRGETS  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: CANADA EH!
Posts: 1,118
  |  hello from the canadian army Hey guys just thought i would drop you guys a line. I am now going into my third week of training. So far things are great. Got my foot infected with a blister and was put out for two days but better now. Inspections are hell and i now know what a real push up is and oh yeah Run's at 5am are fun ....oh well i gotta go now i will keep you up to date..
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11-06-2004, 03:30 PM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,921
  | I killed 5 when I was trying to get into the RAF, and I didn't even get into basic.
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11-06-2004, 04:24 PM
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| It's me again  Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida
Posts: 3,286
 | Army...way to go...when I was in basic training for the Navy, the first week we got to fire 5" guns into helpless refugee boats fleeing Haiti...that was cooool
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11-06-2004, 07:56 PM
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| AKA SIRGETS Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: CANADA EH!
Posts: 1,118
| no i do not get a side arm.....we get our c7's in another week......and no i have not killed anyone. We did have a guy go AWOL our first night here though.....we went left he went right.....he hopped in a cab and made it to montreal where the MP's caught him in a mall... Well i am now off to the mess hall for some good wholesome military food... Later guys..
__________________ Abandoning your fears is your first step on the road to enlightenment, and giving Stag a blowjob----cymro |
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11-06-2004, 10:02 PM
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| It's me again Join Date: Jan 1970 Location: Florida
Posts: 3,286
| We had a guy who tried to get out of his commitment by taking a Hershey bar, melting it and then pouring it in the crack of his ass. He kept complaining that he had a medical condition and wanted to go to the infirmary. Nobody ever believed him, but it sure was funny.
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11-06-2004, 11:06 PM
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| The Awesome One  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
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| Sidearms? Of course, he starts slingshot training next week. After that, if he's really good, they let him move onto "big thumping stick" qualifications. 
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11-07-2004, 03:04 PM
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| The Dude  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 3,606
| Hockey sticks and chainsaws are the big artillery.
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