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Old 11-09-2004, 08:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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...is dead. Found so today with no apparrent cause. I'm not sure his wife even knows yet, as SA's aunt says that Debbie is in Georgia on a business trip.

He had been battling poor health from a drinking problem and I can only assume his body just gave out or he accidentally overdosed.
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Old 11-09-2004, 09:04 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't even know what to say...
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Old 11-09-2004, 09:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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"Fuck" would be a good place to start.

I don't know what else to say.
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Old 11-09-2004, 09:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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He worked for Cox-Internet (heavy accent on "cocks") for several years and couldn't "smoke up" three times a day so he took up drinking and it almost ruined his marriage. He went in the hospital twice and had a coma induced to get through the dt's twice. He quit that job and got one at Barnes & Noble so he could quit drinking and start smoking again. Never called me much except for the one time he frantically called looking for a quarter because his town was dry, and I live almost 150 miles away.

Supposedly he had quit except that I kept bumping into friends of the family that said he'd wind up at ther doorstep completely sauced.

I knew this guy from 8th grade on. Drinking killed his grandmother decades back.

He was never really in good shape, never ate right, never exercised. All week long I thought about nagging him to stop living on Taco bell and potatoes...


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Oh Jesus.

And I was teasing him only yesterday at TW to come back and join us at the Astrobar because his recent posts made me remember how much we missed him. A little selfish perhaps, but it would be nice to think he read my post before he died and realised how popular he was.

Please pass on my condolences.
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Old 11-09-2004, 10:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I'm just fucking shocked. I remember him telling me about his frustration over not being able to smoke with his job, and having a conversation with him at 4AM while he made his wy through a bottle of Vodka. Of course, I'd have never thought he was an alcoholic from the way he spoke.

I also find this kinda disturbing too in the way that he and I had a lot in common.
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Old 11-09-2004, 10:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Shitty.
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Old 11-10-2004, 12:08 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Damn shame.
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This is really sad. Very fucked up actually.
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Old 11-10-2004, 05:23 PM   #10 (permalink)
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This cant be true. I'm speechless. I'm heart-broken. Please, no.
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