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11-20-2004, 09:37 AM
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| Patrons  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio
Posts: 1,010
  |  The Beaver is at it again! Straight from BizzareNews.com GREENSBURG, La. - Three beavers were to blame for some missing cash - $70,000 to $75,000 to be exact. The eager beavers snapped up a bag of bills stolen from a casino and wove the soggy money into the sticks and brush of their dam on a creek in Louisiana. Deputies had been searching for the money that was taken from the Lucky Dollar Casino until a lawyer called and said the money had been left in the creek. Officers searched the creek, finding two of the three bags of cash. When they broke down the beaver dam to drain the pond, they discovered the damīs pricey decorations. Casino workers were happy to get the money back, even if some of it was wet. ----- Damn Bean! If you're gonna teach the Beaver to steal, at least teach him to spread the wealth!
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" |
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11-21-2004, 05:51 PM
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| The Awesome One  Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 5,055
 | Steal and horde. It's the only way to go.
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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11-21-2004, 08:36 PM
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| Religious Fanatic  Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Shitsville, CF63
Posts: 4,921
  | Well yeah, Especially while people are still looking for it.
__________________ "Let me tell you something about humans, nephew: They're a wonderful, friendly people - as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. "But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those friendly, intelligent, wonderful people...will become as nasty and as violent as the most blood-thirsty klingon."  |
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11-22-2004, 02:29 PM
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| The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 5,055
| Exactly, you see Daxie, Cymro understands.
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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11-23-2004, 02:06 AM
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| Patrons Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Columbus, Ohio
Posts: 1,010
| Hey the Beav can give me some.... I won't say anything... promise 
__________________ >Hagar: "Before we go into battle today let me remind you what we're fighting for! We're fighting for justice! We're fighting for equality! What could be more important than that?" >>Eddie: "How about a steady paycheck, health insurance and a good retirement plan?" |
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11-23-2004, 02:27 AM
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| The Awesome One Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: Canada eh!
Posts: 5,055
| So you're looking to get some from the beaver right? Just so I have this...
__________________ "I haven't faced death. I've cheated death. I've tricked my way out of death and patted myself on the back for my ingenuity. I know nothing." --James T. Kirk |
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